that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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