spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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