bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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