A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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