I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
