Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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