It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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