it was like eating out sand paper
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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