Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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