so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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