maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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