I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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