But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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