This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is Oprah even human
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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