Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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