break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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