Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
