My liver just broke up with me...
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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