Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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