so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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