Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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