: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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