I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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