it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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