fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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