Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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