we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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