so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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