Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
wow bdsm is so cute
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