I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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