my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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