Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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