he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
