drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm at about main and main street
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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