I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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