we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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