Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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