Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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