Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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