She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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