its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
