but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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