I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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