she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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