I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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