This is not my ceiling
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
