The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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