i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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