If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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