getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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