he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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