And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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