if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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