just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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